Three men, an Italian, a French and a Spanish went for a job interview in England.

Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.

The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."

The Spanish was next: "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV."

Last was the French: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green...green...", I pink up the phone and I say "Yellow?"...

Ca, boudiou, c't'une blague d'anthologie !!!!

lol

comme il a dit.

excellente

Ok; my turn, here's something cute...

There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London.

The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband.

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.

The butcher got the message and the lady went home with chicken legs.



The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.



The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...







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Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!!!!! 8O 8O 8O



Now get back to work )

OK, I think this thread is becoming a bit tricky... please don't pass the line... thanks in advance !

Et en plus, c'est po tres gentil pour tous ceux parmi nous qui ne comprennent pas la langue de Shakespeare...

Mind the Gap comme dirait nos amis brits

de quoi qui cause

ben c'est dans le titre "pour les anglophones"

Dis-moi youyou, ta blague fine, pourquoi tu nous l'as faite en anglais ? On peut aussi bien la faire en français.

C'est parce que le "Hellooooooo" est intraduisible

C'est parceque c'est une copine Croate qui venait de me la raconter :? :? Logique non?

Dans ce cas, il fallait la raconter en serbo-croate.

<:-) la petite soeur de bozidar Benc fait du music-hall ?

[édité par les admins: la culture palmesque de ces barboys est impressionnante.]

je ne vous le fais pas dire